Pretend You Know What You’re Doing – Ironic Clown Graphic Tee

When life feels like a circus, style it out with confidence.
This black-and-white unisex T-shirt features a vintage-style clown balancing on a unicycle under an umbrella, paired with the witty line: “Pretend you know what you’re doing.”

It’s clever, ironic, and effortlessly cool — the perfect blend of existential humor and minimalist design. Whether you’re faking it at work, at art school, or just in life, this shirt says it all so you don’t have to.

Details:

• Premium-quality cotton blend for comfort and durability

• Crisp monochrome print with a retro aesthetic

• Unisex fit — perfect for everyday wear or gifting

• Machine washable, no-nonsense care

• A conversation starter for artists, thinkers, and undercover clowns

Care Instructions:

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Do not iron directly on design

• Do not dry-clean

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• Tumble dry low

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  Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
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  Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
  Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50